The Answer’s a Lemon

The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes. Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with questions certain to get attention and some laughs. Featuring the unique, labyrinthine mind of the God of Odd (Mr. Conor Fitz [PsyD]) and the easily excitable, humble host (Evan Ciejka) these two friends show you just how easy it is to strike up a conversation that’s memorable, to say the least. New episodes of The Answer’s a Lemon every other Tuesday.

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Episodes

Tuesday Sep 16, 2025

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To all our Two Listeners, thank you so much for a wonderful two years.
 
Questions asked:
What's your favorite cutesy phrase?
What's your childhood "When I'm an adult..." desire that you actually do as an adult?
 
Aliens and humans are perfectly compatible, except for one flaw. What ruins the potential for interspecies relationships?
The wheels of fate turned in your favor. What media (series, movie, game) gets a continuation or update that's not just a desperate cash grab?
 
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
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Website:
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Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Tuesday Sep 02, 2025

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Shout outs to @cavachino for his great answer
 
Everyone yells. Come, yell with us.
 
Questions asked:
What's your favorite Pokeball?
What is the strangest smell that you enjoy?
What song lives on the cusp of your brain? What's always about to get stuck in your head?
You have an amazing superpower, but you only use it for a mundane job. What do you do? (Mindy)
 
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
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TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Tuesday Aug 19, 2025

Check out Percy's art! They did my shirt: @rollerblates
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CeruleanSeaCreations: @CeruleanSeaCreations
 
Evan's sick, but still funnier than Conor.
 
Questions asked:
What's your favorite Pokeball?
What is the strangest smell that you enjoy?
What song lives on the cusp of your brain? What's always about to get stuck in your head?
You have an amazing superpower, but you only use it for a mundane job. What do you do? (Mindy)
 
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Tuesday Aug 05, 2025

Not too hot, not too cold, this episode's juuuuuust right.
 
Questions asked:
Would you rather be too hot or too cold?
What mundane, everyday task should be the next Olympic event?
What personal hell does Satan have sequestered away in a small corner of the Inferno awaiting you?
Why should I care about your favorite piece of obscure media?
 
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Tuesday Jul 22, 2025

CW: Insects 00:07:00 - 00:12:45
This is a good episode, trust us.
Questions asked:
What opinion survey would you ask the world?
What fictional technology/magic item do you want to exist?
Name a classic pair, like salt and pepper. Do they actually like each other or is it just a working relationship? - @benedictsred on x
What song just never gets old?
 
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

51: Return to Cuervo Nation

Tuesday Jul 08, 2025

Tuesday Jul 08, 2025

Happy Summer, y'all.
 
Questions asked:
There's plenty of debate on the best place for a summer vacation. But what's the worst place?
Clash of the grilltop titans: burgers or dogs?
How are you improving fireworks?
Which president are you teaming up with for your family's lawn game tournament?
 
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

50: The Things You Don't Hear

Tuesday Jun 24, 2025

Tuesday Jun 24, 2025

Whoa, what an episode. It's really good! Apparently, Evan loves straight lines.
 
Questions asked:
What's your 1920s gangster nickname?
What's adorable on the outside until you fully understand or experience it?
What instrument has the most sex appeal?
Which anime battle has impacted you the most?
 
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
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TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Tuesday Jun 10, 2025

Apparently, Evan got really heavy on a lot of these questions. We hope you're into that kinda thing.
 
Questions asked:
If your childhood was a video game, describe the final boss?
You're a celebrity. What company do you want to partner with for a limited release? (Bonus: What is it?)
What's your favorite smell?
In a world of sentient jellybeans, which flavor rules in the apocalyptic wasteland?
 
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

48: Scylla vs. Old Glowbones

Tuesday May 27, 2025

Tuesday May 27, 2025

Come now, me hearties, and let me spin ye a yarn about the dourest pirates there every be.
 
Questions asked:
Favorite obscure song?
What sport (no E) would you want to be good at?
Your palette is cleansed. What food do you want to try first?
Blackbeard kept lit candles in his beard. What's your pirate intimidation factor?
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

47: Pets as Pokemon

Tuesday May 13, 2025

Tuesday May 13, 2025

Diego used Flamethrower. It was super effective!
 
Questions asked:
What was the skill that you really wanted as a kiddo, but were unable to achieve?
What are your pet(s)'s four Pokemon moves?
About what "insignificant" subject are you madly passionate?
What unitasker do we actually need?
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

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Yo, Thanks for Listening

You didn't need to do this, but you did.

And we are incredibly grateful.

We're just two dudes trying to hang out and bring some levity to folks with our atypical approach to conversation. We hope you enjoyed what we do.

If you want to help us, pass our podcast around. Thanks,

-Evan

P. S. — Stock imagery like this is more aggravating than motivating. But I don't know what else to put here. And I can't afford more work from our designer. Oh well.

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