The Answer’s a Lemon
The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes. Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with questions certain to get attention and some laughs. Featuring the unique, labyrinthine mind of the God of Odd (Mr. Conor Fitz [PsyD]) and the easily excitable, humble host (Evan Ciejka) these two friends show you just how easy it is to strike up a conversation that’s memorable, to say the least. New episodes of The Answer’s a Lemon every other Tuesday.
Episodes
Aug 18, 2026
Aug 18, 2026
1 hr 15 min
Metamorphosing into our worst selves.
Questions asked:
You go dormant inside of a chrysalis for three months. What's different when you come out?
They just released the mascot for your life. What does it look like?
What's your biggest "Man, I shoulda bought that!" regret?
Welcome to the Halls of Infamy. What was your first crime?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
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Website:
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Aug 4, 2026
Jul 21, 2026
Jul 21, 2026
51 min
Your god of Odd couldn't make this episode. So Leah steps in. What could go wrong?
Questions asked:
What media do you regret interacting with the most?
Which Pokemon do you want to be real and be your little (?) buddy?
What video game/series do you want to get really good at?
What band has zero right being as good as they are?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
Jul 7, 2026
Jul 7, 2026
1 hr 21 min
Oh dang, Evan's way too tired to be recording.
Questions asked:
You've achieved rank of Grillmaster. What's your speciality?
Which president is the harshest judge for the public pool cannonball contest?
You've been left on a populated island. What one item are you bringing? (Apart from sunscreen and water, of course.)
What tropical libation did you invent for the guests of your private island?
What food item would actually benefit from a collab with bomb pop?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
Jun 23, 2026
Jun 23, 2026
54 min
Oh dang, Evan's way too tired to be recording.
Questions asked:
What animal were you obsessed with as a kid?
What's stressing you out right now?
You have been handed the Mantle of Edward Something Hands. What is that something?
Which band name would be your best nickname?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
Jun 9, 2026
Jun 9, 2026
1 hr 12 min
Oh dang, it's Evan's Tuesday Rant.
Questions asked:
What's one of life's small pleasures?
If you were to murder someone, how would you do it?
You get to design your own fragance. What's it called and what are its notes? (Leah)
What's your favorite day of the week?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
May 26, 2026
May 26, 2026
1 hr 16 min
I can't believe it happened.
Questions asked:
What novelty food/candy do you want to make a comeback?
You can only play one video game from now on. What is it?
Worst candy that you actually enjoy?
We've had hot girl summer. We've had sad boy summer. What summer is it?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
May 12, 2026
May 12, 2026
1 hr 10 min
Man, what if the Polar Bears went on to host this podcast instead?
Questions asked:
The iditarod has a new rule: no dogs. What animal composes your team?
Your dream job no longer exists. What's your job change to escape your current day-to-day drudgery?
What's your go-to candy color?
What is your sensory picadillo?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
Apr 28, 2026
Apr 28, 2026
1 hr 14 min
This is a copyright and a trademark all in one, baby!
Questions asked:
What video game would you be cool with getting sucked into and have to go tool around in?
What's your favorite form of public transit?
You've acquired a minor league baseball team. What's the mascot?
What's the worst game to get really good at?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
Apr 14, 2026
Apr 14, 2026
1 hr 11 min
Return the slab, said the non-euclidean, Chthonic horror man.
Questions asked:
Which underrated Pokemon has stolen your heart?
Vegetables have become sentient and are running for Congress. For which platform are you voting?
Would you rather have raw spaghetti for arms or cooked spaghetti for arms? @mintpocky
If you were in a band, what's the ideal band you want to open for?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Yo, Thanks for Listening
You didn't need to do this, but you did.
And we are incredibly grateful.
We're just two dudes trying to hang out and bring some levity to folks with our atypical approach to conversation. We hope you enjoyed what we do.
If you want to help us, pass our podcast around. Thanks,
-Evan
P. S. — Stock imagery like this is more aggravating than motivating. But I don't know what else to put here. And I can't afford more work from our designer. Oh well.







