The Answer’s a Lemon

Oh dang, Evan's way too tired to be recording.
 
Questions asked:
You've achieved rank of Grillmaster. What's your speciality?
Which president is the harshest judge for the public pool cannonball contest?
You've been left on a populated island. What one item are you bringing? (Apart from sunscreen and water, of course.)
What tropical libation did you invent for the guests of your private island?
What food item would actually benefit from a collab with bomb pop?               
 
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Oh dang, Evan's way too tired to be recording.
 
Questions asked:
What animal were you obsessed with as a kid?
What's stressing you out right now?
You have been handed the Mantle of Edward Something Hands. What is that something?
Which band name would be your best nickname?                
 
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Oh dang, it's Evan's Tuesday Rant.
 
Questions asked:
What's one of life's small pleasures?            
If you were to murder someone, how would you do it? 
You get to design your own fragance. What's it called and what are its notes? (Leah) 
What's your favorite day of the week?                  
 
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I can't believe it happened.
 
Questions asked:
What novelty food/candy do you want to make a comeback?
You can only play one video game from now on. What is it?
Worst candy that you actually enjoy?
We've had hot girl summer. We've had sad boy summer. What summer is it?
 
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Man, what if the Polar Bears went on to host this podcast instead?
 
Questions asked:
The iditarod has a new rule: no dogs. What animal composes your team?
Your dream job no longer exists. What's your job change to escape your current day-to-day drudgery?
What's your go-to candy color?
What is your sensory picadillo?
 
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This is a copyright and a trademark all in one, baby!
 
Questions asked:
What video game would you be cool with getting sucked into and have to go tool around in?
What's your favorite form of public transit?
You've acquired a minor league baseball team. What's the mascot?
What's the worst game to get really good at?
 
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Return the slab, said the non-euclidean, Chthonic horror man.
 
Questions asked:
Which underrated Pokemon has stolen your heart?
Vegetables have become sentient and are running for Congress. For which platform are you voting?
Would you rather have raw spaghetti for arms or cooked spaghetti for arms? @mintpocky
If you were in a band, what's the ideal band you want to open for?
 
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Nice.
 
Questions asked:
Which underrated Pokemon has stolen your heart?
Vegetables have become sentient and are running for Congress. For which platform are you voting?
Would you rather have raw spaghetti for arms or cooked spaghetti for arms? @mintpocky
If you were in a band, what's the ideal band you want to open for?
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
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theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
 

Scraggy.
 
Questions asked:
Buck conventions, what's your dumb dream vacation spot?
Based on band name alone, what's the worst concert you could attend? (Bonus: What's the best?)
Which underrated Pokemon has stolen your heart?
If you were in a band, what's the ideal band you want to open for?
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
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BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
 

Battle. Pope.
 
Questions asked:
What medieval peasant job would you have?
Oh no! You're a JRPG protagonist -- what are your storyline beats?
What video game/series do you want to get really good at?
What's something you wish your partner/loved one of choice appreciated the same way you do?
 
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
 
Chill with us on social:
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BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
 
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
 
Artwork by @Melindaington
 
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!