The Answer’s a Lemon
The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes. Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with questions certain to get attention and some laughs. Featuring the unique, labyrinthine mind of the God of Odd (Mr. Conor Fitz [PsyD]) and the easily excitable, humble host (Evan Ciejka) these two friends show you just how easy it is to strike up a conversation that’s memorable, to say the least. New episodes of The Answer’s a Lemon every other Tuesday.
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Episodes
Tuesday Feb 06, 2024
Tuesday Feb 06, 2024
Are you feeling the love? Or at least whatever we're talking about?
Questions asked:
You are now Cupid. What are you shooting at your love struck fools?
How can someone win you over?
What are you leaving on the doorstep of your enemy?
What's the best love song?
What's something small, but endearing about your partner?
Send us your weird questions:
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Website:
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday Jan 23, 2024
Tuesday Jan 23, 2024
Hoo boy, do we hop aboard the Nightmare Skool Bus in this one, folks!
Questions asked:
How do you feel about liminal spaces?
What fashion item/trend do you want to make a return with gusto?
If you could make a trading card game out of any subject, what would it be?
What do you want to happen to your body when you die?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday Jan 09, 2024
Tuesday Jan 09, 2024
We dip into the past and it just goes to show: we've always loved weird questions.
Questions asked:
You can have any animal, any size, as a pet. what is it?
If you were the god of something, what would you want it to be?
What's the worst thing you've ever eaten?
Who is your favorite mononymn?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
Tuesday Dec 26, 2023
Tuesday Dec 26, 2023
There's weird energy on this one, folks! Luckily, your God of Odd and Humble Host translate it into humor.
Questions asked:
If you had to live out the rest of your existence as a toy, what would you be?
You can either have ketchup on everything you eat forever or never have vinegar again. Which?
Bagel or donut?
Dogs have had it too good for too long, it's time for an upgrade. What's one thing you would change about dogs to create Dogs 2.0?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
Tuesday Dec 12, 2023
Tuesday Dec 12, 2023
Holidays, Hallmark, and a hell of a lot of family baggage come up in this one, folks. Happy Winter celebrations to all of you!
Questions asked:
What non-holiday item/place SCREAMS yuletide for you?
What holiday media would you wipe from collective memory?
If you play dreidel, what do you want to be up for grabs as the prize?
You set an extra plate out for Christmas Eve dinner, who do you hope is showing up on your doorstep?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday Nov 28, 2023
Tuesday Nov 28, 2023
Con(n)or, noun: The entity resulting from a Dragonball Z Fusion Dance between Conor and Connor.
Questions asked:
If you were an exercise, which would you be?
Overnight, the human race becomes totally chill about public nudity. What's the best and worst thing about this?
What is your guilty pleasure video game?
What is your go-to snakemeal?
The wheels of fate turned in your favor. What media (series, movie, game) gets a continuation or update that's not just a desperate cash grab?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
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Website:
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday Nov 14, 2023
Tuesday Nov 14, 2023
So, that's what I did.
Questions asked:
What's your favorite video game OST?
Baths or showers?
What is your heel wrestling Persona?
If you were cursed to live out the rest of your life as an animal, what would be the cruelest and most ironic choice?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Happy Hell Christmas, y'all.
Questions asked:
Which horror villain gives the best hugs?
If you were alive at the time of the witch trials, what everyday activity of yours would cause you to be accused of witchcraft?
What classic movie monster would you want to take as a wedding as your date?
If you died and your spirit was tied to an existing item of yours, what would that be?
What was something from childhood TV that scared the hell out of you?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
Tuesday Oct 17, 2023
Tuesday Oct 17, 2023
May God forgive you for Hyper Winter... but I won't.
Questions asked:
You’ve been commissioned to write a sequel to a pop song, what’s it called?
If you could add a season to the year, when would it be, and what would it be like?
You can add feathers to any creature without them. Which would it be? (Bonus: if you want, what bird would you take the feathers from?)
What animal would you ride into battle?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
Tuesday Oct 03, 2023
Tuesday Oct 03, 2023
I bet Death's a Yoshi main in Mario Party.
Questions asked:
Who has performed your favorite cover song? (Bonus: what's your favorite remix?)
What's your midlife crisis food stand?
What genre of henchmen would you have?
What game would you play Death for your soul?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
Yo, Thanks for Listening
You didn't need to do this, but you did.
And we are incredibly grateful.
We're just two dudes trying to hang out and bring some levity to folks with our atypical approach to conversation. We hope you enjoyed what we do.
If you want to help us, pass our podcast around. Thanks,
-Evan
P. S. — Stock imagery like this is more aggravating than motivating. But I don't know what else to put here. And I can't afford more work from our designer. Oh well.