The Answer’s a Lemon
The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes. Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with questions certain to get attention and some laughs. Featuring the unique, labyrinthine mind of the God of Odd (Mr. Conor Fitz [PsyD]) and the easily excitable, humble host (Evan Ciejka) these two friends show you just how easy it is to strike up a conversation that’s memorable, to say the least. New episodes of The Answer’s a Lemon every other Tuesday.
Episodes
Apr 1, 2025
Apr 1, 2025
1 hr 10 min
Please don't vote for us.
Questions asked:
If you were to get one, what would your next piercing be?
What band has zero right being as good as they are?
What's something you just don't give a shit about?
Congratulations on your political nomination. What tune are you blasting to open your rally?
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Mar 18, 2025
Mar 18, 2025
1 hr 2 min
We yell at each other a lot in this episode. We deserve it.
Questions asked:
Hollywood called. You landed a gig as an extra. What movie and what part?\
What is your favorite cutesy phrase? (Shakin' bacon, later alligator, let's rock and roll)
What is your thrifting holy grail?
What's your go-to kitchen hack?
Send us your weird questions:
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Website:
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Mar 4, 2025
Mar 4, 2025
1 hr 29 min
Raise your malort, it's another episode!
Mistborn spoilers from 1:25:40 - 1:27:48.
Questions asked:
What conspiracy theory are you starting?
What's the most memorable moment you got out of reading a book?
Which nondescript item of yours is most sentimental?
You're racing the Iditarod. What are your dogs names?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
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Website:
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Feb 18, 2025
Feb 18, 2025
51 min
This one's for you Marisa!
Questions asked:
What equipment from Zelda do you want to own?
What's in your dragon hoard?
What shouldn't you be listening to at the gym that you still do?
What does your cult worship?
Send us your weird questions:
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Feb 4, 2025
Feb 4, 2025
1 hr 4 min
Friends talking about animal friends.
Questions asked:
If you could have a dog-sized dinosaur as a pet, what would it be?
Do you have a best concert memory?
What's your go-to family comfort food?
What do you like about frogs?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
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Website:
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Jan 21, 2025
Jan 21, 2025
1 hr 2 min
Wonder how long this'll last?
Questions asked:
Ignore the morality of cannibalism, what is the most delicious dieter? (Vegetarian, all-arounder, ketogenic, etc.)
You can get rid of having to do all chores save for one. Which is it?
You could have a LEGO set of anything, what is it? (Leah)
How do you alleviate the blues when you're feeling sad?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
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Website:
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Jan 7, 2025
Jan 7, 2025
1 hr 6 min
A new year is upon us and the same nonsense is coming from your speakers.
Conor talks about Bingo. It makes Evan stressed.
Questions asked:
What job do you really want robots to take over?
What fictional sport do you want made a reality?
What's a minor goal you want to achieve?
What's something you know too much about?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
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Website:
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Dec 24, 2024
Dec 24, 2024
1 hr 30 min
The creepiest episode we've ever done.
Happy Holidays -- love ya, see you next year!
Questions asked:
Oh no, you're on the naughty list. How are you convincing Santa to change his mind?
What band needs to make a holiday album?
What would be your ideal tree topper, regardless of tradition?
Which present (given or received) holds a dear, dear place in your heart?
Santa's Reindeer ate some ecoli carrots. What is St. Nick's B-Team roster?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
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Website:
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Dec 10, 2024
Dec 10, 2024
58 min
Hoooooooooooboy!
Technical difficulties and mental lapses abound in this manic pixie dream episode.
Please check out SOS Pro Wrestling on their YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtoktQ66MfEf7k7Y013SDQ
R.I.P. Big Cat
Questions asked:
What's your comfort show/movie?
Your application to become a demon has been accepted. What mildly annoying curse do you create for Satan's practical exam?
What's your favorite dragon?
Who's winning the WWE Smackdown finals? Crazy Cat LADY or Three Kidz in a Trenchcoat? (Bonus: But what! Who's that with the chair?)
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
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Artwork by @Melindaington
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Nov 26, 2024
Nov 26, 2024
54 min
Our favorite part of YOUR personality? That you have great taste in podcasts. :)
Questions asked:
What's a mutation you want to see in people?
Coffee or tea?
Would you rather be a scamp, an imp, or a rascal?
What's your favorite part about your personality?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
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Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
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BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
Yo, Thanks for Listening
You didn't need to do this, but you did.
And we are incredibly grateful.
We're just two dudes trying to hang out and bring some levity to folks with our atypical approach to conversation. We hope you enjoyed what we do.
If you want to help us, pass our podcast around. Thanks,
-Evan
P. S. — Stock imagery like this is more aggravating than motivating. But I don't know what else to put here. And I can't afford more work from our designer. Oh well.